My blogs with boo tags.
01.29
∞ Telemarketers.
So these telemarketers keep calling me. Two to three times a day. At first I ignored them, let it go to my voicemail, but now I’ve found a much better use of my day. Every time they call, I whisper secret messages into my phone. So far today I have used ‘free a golden whale’, ‘papa milks kitties’, and ‘an acorn yearns for yams’. I hope they are recording these messages for posterity and some day my sayings end up in a museum on Mars.
