My blogs with boredom tags.
04.16
∞ Where Is My Roommate?
- friend: you know, people can hang out and not have sex
- me: WHATTTTTTTTTT
03.09
∞ Make Me Laugh?
The first person to make me LOL on this blog post gets my recommendation for Tumblr Tuesday. I have enabled questions and photo replies, along with regular replies, so you have a ton of options. Make it work!
Update: There were some great jokes, but colinh won it with his reference to dividing by zero. Math and XKCD jokes win every time in my heart. I’ll be recommending him as soon as I know his category.
01.27
∞ 
Gratuitous Pornstache Of Yourself Wednesday.
It was the end of an era. Mickey was closing down his porn shop, number two distributor in the Brooklyn area. We had paid our dues, risen to the top, all for naught. But damn if we didn’t have some good times going down. I was always best at making puns…
12.11
∞ Tumblr: Full Texts Posts w/ Photos
Full photos inside of Tumblr text posts. I never thought I’d see the day. I guess I’ll make sample use of this feature by putting up some random art I found. I’ve since lost the sources, so if anyone throws a fit, they are free to enlighten me.
I wonder if these photos scale to prevent unnecessary load on Tumblr. While I sit here rambling, filling out things to say, I could probably just read the latest Tumblr Staff blog to find out, but these are anxious times spent waiting in an office conference room and I have no desire to click through.
The first photo is an inflatable dinosaur. The second one is little red riding hood, but she is naked or something. Oh, kids and their crazy art. How does everyone feel about the minor style updates? I like them. A little more polish, nice flows, my tags are still green, the world is right.
BTW, though this feature was always around for externally hosted images, in case you have never used it before, don’t forget to update your appearance styles with something like .regular img { margin: 8px; } or your blog will look icky.
Also, I fully realize that this might be an old update because I never actually make text posts and I am really tired. So if you get to this point and were like ‘What was this dude talking about, this is weeks old,’ you get a cookie.
Well, it’s been fun, cheers!
09.24
∞ 
Layers Of Procrastination.
You see what I did there, glamming myself up, wasting a bunch of time, when I could have been doing something productive like:
- The animation I’m behind on.
- The PHP work I’m behind on.
- The work out I’m behind on.
You get the picture. WHEEEEEE!!!!! Still, I love my new hoodie.
