My blogs with wtf tags.
02.14
∞ Emergen-C Please.
I haven’t slept so little or written so much code in such a short time span since my college days. I can’t say I enjoy the four hour sleep schedule, and I tip my hat to those of you who never get as much sleep as you need. Now who wants to send me some photos of cats so I can stop thinking about scripting languages?
02.09
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Italian Leather Paper Bags.
I appreciate the absurdity in recreating six pack holders and paper grocery bags in Italian leather while being designed in Germany and hand built in Los Angeles. KimKim Artifacts have the cajones to claim this product is eco-friendly, despite the fact that it kills an animal. Thanks Yanko Design!
02.05
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Plush Thundercats HOOOOOOO!
I am blown away. A Liono plush with his own sword and amazing asymmetrical, wind swept hair. I’ll order a dozen, Love & A Sandwich. Everything on that Etsy is awesome to the power of one billion. Gimme gimme now. Thanks ALBOTAS!
02.02
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Awesome Question #1265144280
lacey asks, "You know I still read your last name as 'Nut' and not 'Knew-It' or however it's supposed to be pronounced. So you may want to rethink Nuutman. Cause it's like "Are you a boob man, a butt man, or a leg man?" "Eh, I'm more of a nut man""
Nuutman cannot be held accountable for the misunderstandings of his citizens that he watches over. Perhaps Nuutman should consider a local TV advertisement campaign to raise proper awareness of Nuutman’s pronunciation. Nuutman could also opt for his Facebook name, Nuutron Thirty-Thirty. Decisions must be made!
Families Who Someday Eat Each Other.
I’m thinking of starting a book, where I collect all the photos of animals hanging out together who really shouldn’t, because one day, one of them will get eaten by the other. I think in reality these cheetahs were just full for the day, and thought they’d have some inter species fun. Photographed by Michel Denis-Huot. Thanks Like Cool!
01.29
∞ Telemarketers.
So these telemarketers keep calling me. Two to three times a day. At first I ignored them, let it go to my voicemail, but now I’ve found a much better use of my day. Every time they call, I whisper secret messages into my phone. So far today I have used ‘free a golden whale’, ‘papa milks kitties’, and ‘an acorn yearns for yams’. I hope they are recording these messages for posterity and some day my sayings end up in a museum on Mars.
